Megan Johnson

Dental Nurse

GDC 309778

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Megan first joined our team as an apprentice in November 2018, and celebrated graduating as a dental nurse in December 2021 by immediately quitting.  Realising the error of her ways, she crawled back to us in July 2023.

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Megan joined us, back in the day,
November ‘18—hip hip hooray!
An apprentice she was, with a sparkle and grin,
Learning her trade, she was all-in to win.

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By December ‘21, with her training complete,
She swapped dental drills for freedom’s sweet beat.
“I’m out of here, losers!” she boldly decreed,
But life’s funny twists weren’t quite what she’d need.

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She tried at a vet’s, with cats and with dogs,
Dodging sharp claws and cleaning up logs.
Then on to a GP, “This must be my place!”
But the sight of a clipboard made her miss our embrace.

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By July ‘23, the truth was clear,
She missed her old team (and maybe the gear?).
On hands and knees—or so we pretend—
She came crawling back, a nurse to the end.

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Now Megan’s returned, quirks firmly intact,
With tattoos, loud burps, and a cat-dog pact.
She’s part of the crew, our boomerang star,
We’re just glad she didn’t wander too far!

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So here’s to Megan, with adventures to tell,
The nurse who knows us all too well.
May her burps ring proud and her tattoos gleam,
She’s home once again, the heart of our team!

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