Clare Underwood

Dental Nurse

 

There once was a nurse called Clare Underwood,
Who was perfectly normal… or so we all thought she would.
She's lovely at work, always willing to help,
But at home she's surrounded by an army of cats!

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Not one or two, or even a few,
But SIXTY-SEVEN cats, yes, that's actually true!
A house full of whiskers, of fur and of claws,
More cats than a zoo, and probably more paws!

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They're vicious, they're ruthless, they're wild and they're mean,
The most terrifying cats you've ever seen.
They rule every sofa, each bedroom and chair,
And Clare's just their servant who happens to live there!

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She turns up to work with a smile on her face,
Having spent half the night putting cats in their place.
She's armed with cat stories, wherever she goes,
And heaven forbid if you ask how one grows!

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While the rest of us worry about patients and teeth,
Clare's thinking of litter trays underneath.
Is it time for their dinner? Have they all been fed?
Has one of the monsters taken over her bed?

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We sometimes wonder who's really in charge,
Is Clare the cat lady, or are the cats running large?
With sixty-seven felines all calling the shots,
She's less of a nurse and more keeper of lots!

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But jokes aside, Clare, you're one of a kind,
With a heart full of love and a very special mind.
You're brilliant at nursing, dependable and true,
Though we'd hate to be the mouse that gets introduced to your crew!

 

So here's to Clare, our feline queen,
The craziest cat lady we've ever seen.
Sixty-seven cats, and still counting more…
At this rate, she'll need a dental surgery just for the paw!